Topic: Yayyyy! They've made better tofurken! (Read 231 times)

Jim · « **on:** February 05, 2010, 11:31:36 AM »

Or, you could just have chicken.

clicky-> It Looks, Feels and Tastes Like Chicken, but It's Made of Soy
ScienceDaily (Feb. 5, 2010) — Sure, some delicacies might taste just like chicken, but they usually feel and look much different. Soy meat alternatives, such as the soy burger, have become more popular recently, with increased sales of eight percent from 2007 to 2008. Now, scientists at the University of Missouri have created a soy substitute for chicken that is much like the real thing. The new soy chicken also has health benefits, including lowering cholesterol and maintaining healthy bones....

Kimberly · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2010, 11:49:53 AM »

So ... Did you mean to post this in the Sexuality tank? I have all kinds of sick jokes in my head about this but I'm holding back...

Jim · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2010, 01:45:36 PM »

Actually, no. I meant to click "Science". But, you're right, there's interesting room to grow with this topic....

Fire away.

Kimberly · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2010, 02:11:09 PM »

LMFAO, it is funnier in this tank. My imagination takes me places that I never thought were possible ... I can't bite though, I will leave the jokes in my head were they are safe from others laughter... Guess I'm not ready to explain how my imagination would use tofu in my bedroom.

Jim · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2010, 02:34:05 PM »

Quote from: Kimberly on February 05, 2010, 02:11:09 PM

... I can't bite though

ba-dum ...pssssssh!

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Guess I'm not ready to explain how my imagination would use tofu in my bedroom.

Not just tofu, tofurken! Sorta like fake zombie chicken love! Imagine what that guy in the subway chickin luuv movie would have done for tofurken! A whole lotta finger lickin luuuuuv goin down!

Kimberly · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2010, 03:10:07 PM »

Quote from: Jim on February 05, 2010, 02:34:05 PM

Quote from: Kimberly on February 05, 2010, 02:11:09 PM
Guess I'm not ready to explain how my imagination would use tofu in my bedroom.
Not just tofu, tofurken! Sorta like fake zombie chicken love! Imagine what that guy in the subway chickin luuv movie would have done for tofurken! A whole lotta finger lickin luuuuuv goin down!

LOL, I'm sure he'd be all about it. But mostly because they wouldn't be killing as many of his wives.

Jim · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2010, 04:06:54 PM »

Maybe he was just tasting the chicken before eating it?

Kimberly · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2010, 04:13:45 PM »

Quote from: Jim on February 05, 2010, 04:06:54 PM

Maybe he was just tasting the chicken before eating it?

I don't think you can touch a chicken like that and still eat it... But this is the sexuality tank so I'll let your imagination roam on that one. Mine, is tarnished enough for one day.

Jim · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2010, 04:18:03 PM »

Nothing gets you through withdrawl like nasty chicken thoughts. Close your eyes and put patent leather on that chicken!

Kimberly · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2010, 04:34:17 PM »

Quote from: Jim on February 05, 2010, 04:18:03 PM

Nothing gets you through withdrawl like nasty chicken thoughts. Close your eyes and put patent leather on that chicken!

Thanks for that! Your imagination was worse then mine! Mine didn't involve leather... ::Stutters:: All I was thinking was, "Well, why not? They make everything else edible."

Just for you... I tried to google a chicken ROFLing ... But this was just better ...

Jim · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2010, 04:38:28 PM »

That's pretty good... ha!

G-Roll · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2010, 09:43:56 AM »

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Sorta like fake zombie chicken love!

that alone made it worth while to click on this thread.

on a serious note im glad fake chicken tastes better. fake chicken tasted REALLY fake before. so id be pissed if i was lied to and paid for chicken and got maybe 50% or so (yes i pulled that number out of my ass).
ha, it still feels dirty to type about chicken in the sex tank. im so glad i dont believe in a hell :preach

Jim · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2010, 11:39:43 AM »

As long as you're wearing protection when getting involved with that tofurken, you shouldn't feel too dirty. But, you may want to keep it private, if your loved ones catch you in the act, things could get messy in a hurry.

kevyrat · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:23:12 AM »

Once when I was about 10 years old my friend and I used to walk on the railroad tracks for fun and we came upon a work site that had trucks and other things there but what we found in the truck was a magazine that had a um... guy.... um with chickens and um well just let your imagination go to town on that one.

Jim · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2010, 11:53:57 AM »

Maybe I should have called it "tufukkin"?

kevyrat · « **Reply #15 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:00:29 PM »

Jim, If you ever get to Humbolt county and want to visit Arcata California way up north about 100 miles from the Oregon coast they have some of the most awesome Vegan places there that make it all good.

You have heard of Humboldt State University I hope.

Be sure to check it out if you can.

Jim · « **Reply #16 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:11:11 PM »

Quote from: kevyrat on March 04, 2010, 02:00:29 PM

Jim, If you ever get to Humbolt county and want to visit Arcata California way up north about 100 miles from the Oregon coast they have some of the most awesome Vegan places there that make it all good.

You have heard of Humboldt State University I hope.

Be sure to check it out if you can.

kevyrat: heh, I am avowed meat eater. If eating it raw wouldn't make me sick, I'd attack tasty looking animals as I see them. A nice crusty steak done right -- yum!

Don't get me wrong, I eat my veggies too, and mostly eat veggies and grains. I make my own whole grain breads. Eat salad every day. I will eat yummy vegetarian or vegan fare, gladly.

But I appreciate my meat. You see, my mother was a vegetarian, and did NOT know how to make it taste good.

But, come on!!, this tofurken is a travesty. If you don't eat meat -- then don't eat it. Don't eat fake meat, don't eat real meat. DON'T EAT MEAT. Food that has had the dickens processed out of it is no better if it is vegan than if it is not. I don't care if only organic stuff goes in there, it isn't as healthy for a person as the unprocessed food it replaces. This isn't food. It's the vegan's agnostic attempt at satisfying their taste buds.

Kimberly · « **Reply #17 on:** March 04, 2010, 03:07:43 PM »

I'm a carnivore. I don't like veggies. But it's mostly due to psychological trauma from shitty parents. But I can't imagine eating tofu. My yuck meter doesn't take much to make me gag and well... I don't have the stomach for tofurken. I prefer the real deal.

(On a side note, it's also a texture thing. Maybe it taste like chicken but I doubt it has the texture of chicken.)

Quotidan Torture · « **Reply #18 on:** March 04, 2010, 09:27:15 PM »

I can't get over how this thread is in the sexuality tank.

rickymooston · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2010, 04:58:38 PM »

Quote from: Jim on March 04, 2010, 02:11:11 PM

But I appreciate my meat. You see, my mother was a vegetarian, and did NOT know how to make it taste good.

Lol!!! My aunt was great at making tasty vegetarian food but I liked your post.

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But, come on!!, this tofurken is a travesty. If you don't eat meat -- then don't eat it. Don't eat fake meat, don't eat real meat. DON'T EAT MEAT. Food that has had the dickens processed out of it is no better if it is vegan than if it is not.

Well, doesn't it depend on the processing. I mean pasturized milk is processed. That processing saves untold lives every year.

If you don't like eating meat but like the taste, power to you. I don't see any morals involved unless you force others to eat pseudo meat.

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I don't care if only organic stuff goes in there, it isn't as healthy for a person as the unprocessed food it replaces. This isn't food. It's the vegan's agnostic attempt at satisfying their taste buds.

Lol, its still found. The organic revolution is largely a lie.

I think people should eat whatever the hell they want.

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